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Miss Parker: "No. Exactly what did you just say?" 

Broots: "I said I don't we're in Kansas anymore."

Jarod: "Nowhere. Anywhere. Already been somewhere." 

Miss Parker: "Is it me, or has Oz been seriously rezoned?" 

Man: "You must be Dorothy."

Broots: "If she's Dorothy, who are we supposed to be? The Lion and the Tin Man?"

Miss Parker: "You're Toto at best, Broots."

Miss Parker: "I'm telling you right now, if that thing starts playing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow", I'm gonna blow it into a million pieces." 

Miss Parker: "My father was the shoe, my mother was the car, and I was... the thimble."

Broots: "So you all just sewed something."

Miss Parker (laughing): "We played Monopoly."

Miss Parker: "We've said it three times already!" 

Man: "I know. But I've got to hear it with the shoes clicking."

Miss Parker: "You're gonna hear it with the clicking of my 9mm if you don't open this damn door."

Man (when she leaves the warehouse): "Hey! Nice attitude!"

Miss Parker (to Broots about the witch): "I take that as a compliment." 

Jarod (on the card): "There's no place like home. Everyone deserves one. So why don't you leave me alone and let me find mine."