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Mr. Lyle: "Are you surprised that I like to camp?"

Miss Parker: "No. Surprised to find you have a soul." 

Miss Parker (after Lyle leaves): "I can die now. I've seen it all." 

Sydney (speaking of chinese restaurants): "I don't eat rice."

Miss Parker (seing Jarod's replica of a show's hoster): "That's no stress disorder, Syd. It's Chernobyl of the brain." 

Sydney: "Don't look at me. I watch soaps."

Miss Parker: "As unattached as your limbs are gonna be, if you keep eyeballing me like that." 

Sydney: "Find anything at Cabins O'Love?"

Miss Parker: "Yeah. How to ruin a pair of Gucci's with red clay."

Miss Parker (with a shovel in her hand): "Something to clean up your theories with."

Mr. Lyle: "What? Jarod attended a Monty Hall garage sale?" 

Mr. Lyle: "Didn't even shed any line on his personality, Syd? 

Mr. Lyle: "Hum, nothing personal, but you three look terrible. You should take a break, rejuvenate, get into the great outdoors, relieve some of that stress. God knows it makes me feel... so alive.