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Jarod:
"Considering the iron, calcium and lacteous of the ice-cream, the carbon
hydrous value of the cone and the fiber content in the granola, one could
in reality receive more nutritious and ingredients on one Tasty Surprise
than in an entire bacon and eggs breakfast."
Ice
Cream Man: "Are you some kind of nut?"
Jarod:
"No. I just like ice-cream."
Jarod:
"You know what, this just might do the trick."
Jarod:
"I'm confused. Doesn't all
that... hurt?"
Miss
Parker: "Don't even talk to me unless is good news. (Broots
turns away and leaves) Broots!"
Broots:
"You're not gonna be happy. It's not good news."
Miss
Parker: "Kinda like your personal life."
Broots:
"Tell me about it."
Miss
Parker: "That makes him about as worthless as this shirt. Did
Don Ho had a garage sell?"
Jarod:
"I like to keep my personal life, personal."
Broots:
"Another giant lip into the Twilight Zone."
Miss
Parker: "At least we have Mr. Potato Head."
Miss
Parker: "You grew up in a trailer
park, didn't you?"
Broots:
"No I did not. It was a mobile home."
Miss
Parker: "Let's not polish each others door
knobs. Not yet."
Miss
Parker: "Broots!"
Broots:
"Yes Ma'am."
Miss
Parker: "Don't wear that
shirt. It makes me nauseous."
Miss
Parker (to Sydney): "It does!"
Jarod:
"The first rule of magic: never believe what you see."
Miss
Parker: "Why don't you just say it: a new player."
Mr.
Lyle: "You can think of him as a one man Internal Affairs
Division."
Miss
Parker: "Cox?"
Mr.
Cox: "It's with an 'x'."
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